Welcome to Velophoria 2.0: Attack of the Re-launch. The Vampire Strikes Back. Son of Velophoria.
Like all sequels, this totally redecorated, botoxed, all-carbon-fiber Velophoria 2.0 will feature a tedious re-hash of all the themes that made 1.0 so wildly successful: Pain, joy, endless inspiraling rumination, and, ultimately, redemption. On good days.
READ! updates on gear so weird, no one else is using it!
FOLLOW! ride reports that read more like Romantic fiction!
SEE! photos of places so beautiful and remote, you'll never find them unless you hire me as your guide!
Stay tuned friends. Post 2.1 is on its way to a monitor near you soon!