First accumulated snow of the season.
I know, I know, lots of you weirdos love snow. You probably don't live in Massachusetts. Clearing out my car this a.m., each shovelful weighed about ten pounds. You can't snowshoe in two inches of muck, you can't cross-country ski, and even if you could downhill ski in it, who could afford it?
But, by the same token, you can't ride, either. Who am I if I'm not on the road?!?
Scrooge. That's who.